I've been diagnosed with OCDFM

Dr. van Oss tells me that OCDFM (obsessive compulsive disorder for mama) is a very serious but a treatable disorder. It's so silly how she thinks my obsessiveness is too obsessive. I love my mama. She's the warmth to my sun, the taste to my bone, the squeakers to my toy ring. How can I not worship her? She who feeds me, clothes me, walks me, and nurtures me. How could I live with out her? Oh the thought is unbearable!

your faithful companion,

Ollie